he shaved USA in his pubs
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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