And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I touched a dick in church today
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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