Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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