The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
