3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think I won the penis lottery.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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