there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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