That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I smell like Dick and happiness
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
