North Korea, Best Korea!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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