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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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