wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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