Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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