Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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