I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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