using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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