I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.