I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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