So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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