Cold hands, warm shart.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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