i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
