do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize