please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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