I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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