i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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