is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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