I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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