Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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