sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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