My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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