And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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