i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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