Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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