He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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