hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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