I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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