pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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