Cold hands, warm shart.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She is in my trunk
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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