So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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