i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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