why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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