Kareoke will never be a sober sport
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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