What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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