I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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