you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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