I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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