I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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