dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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