I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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