id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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