Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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