only if we run a train.
done.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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