Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
