We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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