Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
its liver damage thursday
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