Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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